How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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