Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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