Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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