$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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