My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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