well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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