She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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