Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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