we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize