The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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