after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Floor bacon is actually really good
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize