to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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