i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Someone signed my nipple.
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