Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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