im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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