I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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