Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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