Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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