doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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