Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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