There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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