I must be too annoying 4 u.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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