How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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