Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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