Please, let me fuck your mom
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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