You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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