Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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