That's intense
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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