yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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