it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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