Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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