Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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