if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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