Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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