UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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