Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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