well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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