Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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