her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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