just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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