My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Come on in and take your pants off
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