I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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