I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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