She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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