she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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