i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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