awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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