Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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