We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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