if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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